YO YO! My name is Ceasar Hallelujah
and I'm a busboy at a restaurant called the Guangdong Factory. When needed, I can use the power of magical fortune cookies baked by my girl friend (not girlfriend!) Chieko Momuza to turn into the pivot-posing red rocket ninja robot Sharknife!!!!!
Why would I want to do that? Because! This mean yakuza guy by the name of Ombra Ravenga stuck monsters in our WALLS! So now whenever
they get too big, they
jump out and assault
our customers!
I'm not about to sit
around while a gang
of mutated crabs
attempt to eat all
our patron's
pineapples!!!!!!


